Ridiculous Ways to Increase the Number of Blog Visits You

You have a blog but was not ever read by others? Each post must be dry comment? Even if there are comments it not far from: "Lam know ..." or "Blog walking ..." or "Nice blog ..." or "return visit ..."? Mending no comment, this is also a frequent visitor to yourself? Shoutbox but have not been crowded, so you're forced to charge the Shoutbox on your own to make it look crowded? Maybe you emang gak talent so bloggers. Mending erase your blogs, rather than splurging money n time for the cafe


Do not despair, let alone to commit suicide (hayah ....), Because you're not alone. Many blogs are experiencing today itu.Dan jreng ... .. ... ... .. jreng ... jreng has found a surefire way to increase traffic to silly blog ... ..* shouting in the street *. Um ... um ... sorry ... sayah too emosyih.

CEKIDOT:

1. This method is provided free of charge with a license under GPL (Free Anyway Loh ...) both for the individual, home and business, commercial and industrial.

2. You do not need to tell the manufacturer before using this way.

3. The use of this and all consequences arising from the use in this way entirely the responsibility of the user.

4. Anyway, if there is anything sayah not intervene ... take your own risk-lah ...

Minimum Requirements
To be successful using this method, you must:

1. Brave, assertive and have no shame.
2. Willing to sacrifice anything for the ultimate goal, namely the increasing number of visits to your blog
3. Set aside a little money to go to the cafe ... (do not forget the transport allowance is calculated)
4. Paper, ballpen and markers.

And this is a surefire way of ridiculous:
Go into a crowded cafe, the more crowded the better, and do the things as follows:

1. Open up all the browsers installed on your computer and settinglah for all home page to the address of your blog. So every computer user who opens a new window, will go directly to the address of your blog. Genius, right?
Cultivated select a computer that is not installed Deep Freeze, so the setting is not erased even if the computer is turned off. Deep Freeze know right? Deep Freeze is a place to make ice cubes. Lastly, pray cafe lazy guard may conduct the inspection.

2. Use a stuffed cow aka permanent sapidoll and see the empty space around you. Maybe in a chair, perhaps in a mouse pad, probably in the bulkhead divider between computers. And write your blog address on it as much as possible. Remember do not get caught keeper cafe! If you need to write well on glass computer monitors, because the area is often seen by users cafe (Melepasmu ....).

3. Bring home (sayah not say steal loh ...) one of the important computer components such as monitors, keyboards, mouse, if necessary CPU. Then leave a message on the paper that the components that you borrowed (not you steal). Do not forget to include your blog address on it. Remember this way also do not get caught keeper cafe! Because the service is usually a loan / lease only allowed in the cafe's (Melepasmu ....). This method is guaranteed to effectively increase traffic to your blog authorities. Rarely there loh police blog walking, sapa know she invites link exchange as well ...

4. Replace your name into the name of your blog. Names like Adiswebid cool too anyway? Do not forget the Civil Registry Office for the paperwork.
Update: The final way it can also be done without having to cafe. Practical khan?

That was ridiculous surefire way to increase the number of visits to your blog. If there are bugs found during the use in this way, and plugins that you want to add in the use of this way, please indicate in the comments ...

* Ridiculous mode off *

2 komentar:

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